#incorrect quote

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Pandora: We need to talk about what's going on with Evan

Barty: The stalking?we settled that, I dont mind

Pandora: No-

Barty: His cloning experiments?

Pandora: I thought he stopped that?

Regulus: His hit list?

Pandora: What?

Regulus: Panda, we've already talked about this it wasn't a "HIT list" hit list- Is this about his spleen?

Pandora: spleen?

Barty: No it's gotta be the-

Pandora: This was about his weed stash but I'm sensing there are more pressing issues I've not been made aware of?

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Lucy: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Lockwood: I wrote you a poem

Lucy, already crying: You did?

[bambinafangirls]

Shawn: gus is a really great guy. he works in pharmaceuticals, he helps me with my psychic detective business, and he always knows where my shoes are!

[barclaysangel]

Javadi: I’m not all sunshine and rainbows. I have a dark side.

McKay: Let me see your dark side face.

Javadi: *makes a face*

McKay: Awww!

[dreamworksoverdisney]

Maomao: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Court lady: This just says, "Maomao can do what she wants" with master Jinshi signature.

[youbutstupid]

*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*

Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*

Thunderbolts:….

Yelena: that is so uncool

Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-

Enemy: ??

John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?

Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?

Ava: apologise.

Enemy: what….

Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect

Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….

Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool

*Fight resumes*

[seharuuchan]

JayVik nation, how we feeling?

After the divorce

[hittisbuzzing]

Do you want to play board games?

From this incorrect quote by: @yichi-is-a-bitch

This… took longer than I expected. Shading with just black was weird I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FINISH THIS FOR WEEKS, the most difficult thing was undoubtedly Epel's pose, but now it doesn't matter :D

Without text:

[lilislegacy]

annabeth: percy you take anything left, i’ll take anything right

percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?

annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe

percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!

annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.

percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that

annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it

percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway

annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*

percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-

leo, across the room covered in monster blood and fighting for his life: GUYS PLEASE-

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius: so your name is pandora?

pandora: that’s right

sirius: that’s the name of some moon i’m pretty sure.

pandora: one of Jupiter’s moons yeah

sirius: (extremely long sigh) be honest are you related to me or are your parents just really eccentric?

[moonyswarmsweaters]

its a protective Sirius day (every day)

*some random guy sitting next to Remus and scoots close to him, Remus scoots away a little*

Random boy *smirks*: I don't bite

Sirius *slams hands on table and glares at him*: I do

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Lockwood: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box

Kipps: That’s a bin

Lockwood: Precisely

[doodlydoodlies]

Dating advices from Soldier always turns into a history lesson

[blaithnne]

Belinda: Why on earth would I want to travel with you? I just met you and it’s been the most traumatic day of my life, did you seriously think we’d come out of this best friends or something??

The Doctor, slowly putting the friendship bracelets he made back in his pocket: No what made you think that

[meli--meli]

inspired by this reblog bc it had me laughing